All you poor catatonic souls calibrating the catalepsy of your crania by cramming for the big CAT, here’s succour from imminent catastrophe…
Pardon the catachresis. What we meant to say is: Come, catch the IMS JAM CAT concert.
Ok, if that’s too many abbreviations, let’s catabolise that for you.
By Sunday, Nov. 19, a lot of poor souls like you would have belled the CAT. And we know the whole trip is no kittens with mittens. Whether the portals of the IIMs eventually open to you or not, those of you who survive the CAT ordeal must redeem yourselves.
Ergo, the IMS JAM CAT Concert, organized by JAM magazine in 4 cities. In Bangalore, the concert will be headlined by TAAQ, Galeej Gurus and The Unknown at Palace Grounds. Entry is free if you are not carrying alcohol (except for pranic healing), drugs, lighters or lasers. (Lightsabers, flame throwers and death ray guns are not named among contraband, so use your imagination.)
Download and print your entry pass for two at JAM’s website.
Cramming doesn’t end with CAT, there’s always Jupiter Cafe and Plan B lyrics. 
See you there.
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